1 00:00:28,023 --> 00:00:30,327 (RandB SONG PLAYS SOFTLY ON STEREO) 2 00:00:32,197 --> 00:00:35,270 ‐Alright? ‐Hi, my love. 3 00:00:35,304 --> 00:00:36,607 (SIGHS) Here's your stuff. 4 00:00:42,184 --> 00:00:44,222 ‐What the fuck? ‐Don't get all worked up. 5 00:00:44,255 --> 00:00:45,257 What happened? 6 00:00:45,290 --> 00:00:46,794 Tripped over the rug at the office. 7 00:00:46,827 --> 00:00:48,496 Don't bullshit me, Fredrick. 8 00:00:48,531 --> 00:00:50,234 Don't call me fuckin' Fredrick. 9 00:00:50,267 --> 00:00:52,572 Don't lie to me. Spill it. 10 00:00:52,606 --> 00:00:55,778 Look, I just... I had a bit of a day, alright? 11 00:00:55,812 --> 00:00:57,414 Oh, fuck's sakes. 12 00:00:57,448 --> 00:01:00,588 ‐It's fine. Just chill out, OK? ‐Don't tell me to chill out. 13 00:01:00,622 --> 00:01:02,592 Telling me to chill out's not gonna chill me out! 14 00:01:02,626 --> 00:01:04,295 I thought you sorted all that shit. 15 00:01:04,328 --> 00:01:05,197 I did, but... 16 00:01:05,230 --> 00:01:07,167 So you're not gonna stop, then. 17 00:01:07,201 --> 00:01:08,169 I am. 18 00:01:08,203 --> 00:01:12,144 Just...look, I haven't gambled since... 19 00:01:12,177 --> 00:01:14,248 ..since...the last time. 20 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:17,321 But, I mean, I've got these guys who owe me money 21 00:01:17,354 --> 00:01:19,292 and they haven't paid me, so... 22 00:01:19,325 --> 00:01:20,862 So, what are you gonna do? 23 00:01:20,895 --> 00:01:22,666 I'm gonna sort it out. 24 00:01:22,699 --> 00:01:24,402 Why don't you talk to Ray? 25 00:01:24,435 --> 00:01:26,205 I'm not gonna talk to Ray. 26 00:01:26,239 --> 00:01:28,343 Oh, God, you're a stubborn bastard. 27 00:01:28,376 --> 00:01:29,713 What's for tea? 28 00:01:29,746 --> 00:01:31,517 Lasagne. 29 00:01:33,253 --> 00:01:36,326 ‐Did you get the dunny paper? ‐Oh, fuck it! 30 00:01:36,359 --> 00:01:38,698 (MUTTERS) Oh, fuckin' hopeless. 31 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:42,539 (RandB SONG PLAYS SOFTLY ON STEREO) 32 00:01:42,572 --> 00:01:44,509 (KNOCKS LOUDLY) 33 00:01:55,330 --> 00:01:57,134 ‐I'm getting changed. ‐OK. 34 00:02:00,875 --> 00:02:02,912 ‐How you doin'? ‐Yeah, good, Ray. 35 00:02:02,946 --> 00:02:04,583 ‐How are you? ‐Yeah, good. 36 00:02:04,616 --> 00:02:07,321 What's happening? 37 00:02:07,354 --> 00:02:09,392 Can we talk? 38 00:02:09,425 --> 00:02:11,229 Sure, yeah. 39 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:15,370 What's up? 40 00:02:15,404 --> 00:02:18,844 Uh, look, I...I know that you know 41 00:02:18,878 --> 00:02:21,316 Freddy's got a bit of a gambling problem. 42 00:02:21,349 --> 00:02:22,719 Yeah. Yeah. 43 00:02:22,752 --> 00:02:26,159 But, um, he's in a bit of trouble. 44 00:02:28,764 --> 00:02:29,766 Hmm. 45 00:02:44,663 --> 00:02:48,303 (SERENE CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY ON STEREO) 46 00:02:51,442 --> 00:02:53,681 (HORSE WHINNIES) 47 00:02:53,714 --> 00:02:56,520 Oi, can I help ya? 48 00:02:56,553 --> 00:02:58,891 ‐Yeah, I'm looking for Remy. ‐Why? 49 00:02:58,924 --> 00:03:01,362 A mate of mine owes him some money. 50 00:03:01,396 --> 00:03:03,701 ‐Who's your mate? ‐Freddy Vellah. 51 00:03:03,734 --> 00:03:05,370 You're friends with that piece of shit? 52 00:03:05,404 --> 00:03:07,776 Beggars can't be choosers, mate. 53 00:03:07,809 --> 00:03:10,414 So what do you want? You here to pay your buddy's tab? 54 00:03:10,447 --> 00:03:13,386 I'm not that generous. Is he up there? 55 00:03:13,420 --> 00:03:16,325 You tell that dickhead if he doesn't pay in the next week, 56 00:03:16,359 --> 00:03:17,662 he ain't gonna be walking so good. 57 00:03:17,695 --> 00:03:19,298 What... Fuck! 58 00:03:19,331 --> 00:03:22,237 Arggh! Goddammit! 59 00:03:22,271 --> 00:03:25,310 ‐Fuck! ‐How you going, mate? Alright? 60 00:03:25,343 --> 00:03:28,651 ‐Good. You? ‐Yeah. 61 00:03:28,684 --> 00:03:31,924 ‐Can we talk? ‐We can do that. 62 00:03:31,957 --> 00:03:34,295 (MAN GROANS) 63 00:03:34,328 --> 00:03:36,365 (GASPS) Fuck! 64 00:03:46,319 --> 00:03:47,589 Sorry about that. 65 00:03:47,622 --> 00:03:49,391 Uh... 66 00:03:50,393 --> 00:03:51,964 I'm a mate of Freddy's. 67 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:54,536 Uh‐huh. 68 00:03:56,339 --> 00:03:58,243 Uh... 69 00:03:59,445 --> 00:04:01,850 Everybody knows he's a degenerate. 70 00:04:04,321 --> 00:04:08,263 I was hoping you could, uh, go easy on him. 71 00:04:09,465 --> 00:04:11,469 And if I don't go easy on him? 72 00:04:13,072 --> 00:04:14,709 I'm not here to threaten anybody, mate. 73 00:04:14,743 --> 00:04:17,347 I'm just here asking for a favour, that's it. 74 00:04:17,381 --> 00:04:20,655 Um, I know how to repay one, so... 75 00:04:20,688 --> 00:04:22,992 Just ask around about me. 76 00:04:24,028 --> 00:04:25,598 OK. 77 00:04:25,631 --> 00:04:27,367 And who are you? 78 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:29,539 Ray Shoesmith. 79 00:04:31,743 --> 00:04:34,014 I thought you and Freddy had a falling‐out. 80 00:04:36,419 --> 00:04:38,323 Uh, we just had a rough patch. 81 00:04:40,561 --> 00:04:42,297 Fair enough. 82 00:04:45,505 --> 00:04:48,476 Well, I can't wipe the debt. 83 00:04:48,511 --> 00:04:51,349 Yeah, I don't expect you to. 84 00:04:51,382 --> 00:04:55,457 You know, if you can just give him a bit more time. 85 00:04:58,564 --> 00:05:00,601 (SIGHS) Yeah, I can do that. 86 00:05:02,371 --> 00:05:03,574 Beauty. 87 00:05:05,043 --> 00:05:07,916 ‐Good to meet you. ‐Likewise. 88 00:05:26,553 --> 00:05:28,122 Do you know who that was? 89 00:05:28,156 --> 00:05:29,793 Some fuckin' clown. 90 00:05:31,897 --> 00:05:34,503 That was the Magician. 91 00:05:34,536 --> 00:05:35,938 The what? 92 00:05:35,972 --> 00:05:38,343 (GRUNTS) 93 00:05:50,635 --> 00:05:52,104 ‐Yeah. ‐(CHUCKLES) 94 00:05:52,137 --> 00:05:54,709 Hey, what are you guys doing? 95 00:05:54,743 --> 00:05:56,145 Making posters. 96 00:05:56,178 --> 00:05:57,649 Oh, yeah. What for? 97 00:05:57,682 --> 00:06:00,053 The climate change rally. 98 00:06:00,086 --> 00:06:02,491 In the city. 99 00:06:02,525 --> 00:06:03,827 Oh. Ohhhh. 100 00:06:03,861 --> 00:06:05,531 Climate change, eh? 101 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:07,602 You guys don't believe in that rubbish, do you? 102 00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:09,104 It's not rubbish. 103 00:06:09,138 --> 00:06:11,543 Come on, everyone knows that temperatures are rising 104 00:06:11,577 --> 00:06:13,112 because of the chemtrails. 105 00:06:13,146 --> 00:06:15,518 ‐What are chemtrails? ‐You know, the planes. 106 00:06:15,551 --> 00:06:17,789 The planes are releasing chemicals, you know, 107 00:06:17,822 --> 00:06:20,695 like barium, aluminium, strontium. 108 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:22,532 It's carbon emissions and it's not rubbish. 109 00:06:22,565 --> 00:06:25,571 Oh. OK, Greta. 110 00:06:25,605 --> 00:06:26,673 OK, boomer. 111 00:06:26,707 --> 00:06:28,811 You even know what a boomer is? 112 00:06:28,844 --> 00:06:31,650 ‐You're a boomer. ‐No. 113 00:06:31,683 --> 00:06:33,921 Boomers are born after World War II 114 00:06:33,954 --> 00:06:35,891 and up until the late 1960s. 115 00:06:35,925 --> 00:06:38,463 ‐I'm not that old. ‐You look that old. 116 00:06:38,496 --> 00:06:40,635 ‐Yeah. ‐(KIDS CHUCKLE) 117 00:06:41,737 --> 00:06:44,041 Hmm. (CHUCKLES MOCKINGLY) 118 00:06:51,088 --> 00:06:54,629 (ROCK SONG PLAYS QUIETLY) 119 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:58,604 ‐(KNOCKING ON DOOR) ‐I got it. 120 00:06:58,637 --> 00:07:00,574 Oh, OK. 121 00:07:03,981 --> 00:07:06,620 ‐How are ya? ‐Yeah, not bad. 122 00:07:07,822 --> 00:07:09,793 We'll go out the back. 123 00:07:19,111 --> 00:07:21,650 (ROCK SONG PLAYS ON STEREO) 124 00:07:21,683 --> 00:07:23,787 RAFAEL: Five days. 125 00:07:23,821 --> 00:07:25,658 No, no. You still need to do it. 126 00:07:25,691 --> 00:07:26,960 Just talk to Cullen. 127 00:07:26,994 --> 00:07:28,731 Yeah, he'll be here. 128 00:07:28,764 --> 00:07:30,835 Anyway, I'll call you back. 129 00:07:31,837 --> 00:07:33,874 Here he is. 130 00:07:33,907 --> 00:07:35,778 Did you get a good night's sleep? 131 00:07:35,811 --> 00:07:37,949 (GRUNTS) 132 00:07:37,982 --> 00:07:40,020 Do you want coffee? 133 00:07:41,690 --> 00:07:43,627 ‐Any decaf? ‐(LAUGHS) 134 00:07:45,263 --> 00:07:47,568 No. We don't have decaf. 135 00:07:47,602 --> 00:07:49,471 I'll give it a miss, mate. 136 00:07:50,808 --> 00:07:52,110 How are ya? 137 00:07:57,020 --> 00:07:58,891 Ah! 138 00:07:58,924 --> 00:08:00,594 Zo‐Zo! 139 00:08:00,628 --> 00:08:02,130 WOMAN: Hi. 140 00:08:03,199 --> 00:08:04,703 (KISSES) 141 00:08:04,736 --> 00:08:08,109 Zoe, I'd like you to meet Ray. 142 00:08:08,142 --> 00:08:10,013 ‐(MUSICAL RINGTONE PLAYS) ‐Hey. 143 00:08:10,046 --> 00:08:11,817 Hey. 144 00:08:11,850 --> 00:08:13,520 Yep. 145 00:08:13,554 --> 00:08:16,727 Yeah, well, that's not up to you to decide, is it? 146 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:18,296 Yeah, well, whatever he says, it's Tuesday. 147 00:08:18,329 --> 00:08:20,901 ‐It's just fuckin' Tuesday. ‐MAN: OK, got it. 148 00:08:25,544 --> 00:08:27,582 (EXHALES HEAVILY) 149 00:08:49,793 --> 00:08:51,530 Not nervous, are you? 150 00:08:54,703 --> 00:08:57,207 ‐I don't really get nervous. ‐Good. 151 00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:59,011 It's a piece of piss anyway. 152 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:02,919 Hmm. 153 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,778 (SERENE OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYS ON STEREO) 154 00:09:15,811 --> 00:09:17,849 (EXHALES) 155 00:09:22,357 --> 00:09:24,996 RADIO ANNOUNCER: ..next hour, only on Radio 1128. 156 00:09:25,029 --> 00:09:26,933 And we'll give you a chance to win cash 157 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:29,739 with 'Beat the Buzzer' right after this short break. 158 00:09:29,773 --> 00:09:31,142 WOMAN: Weather! 159 00:09:31,175 --> 00:09:32,712 ANNOUNCER: Your all‐important weather 160 00:09:32,745 --> 00:09:34,214 for tomorrow and the next few days. 161 00:09:34,248 --> 00:09:35,885 It's cooling down in the city. 162 00:09:35,918 --> 00:09:37,855 Clear skies, not much rain. Maybe a shower or two... 163 00:09:37,889 --> 00:09:39,592 So, where's your folks from? 164 00:09:39,626 --> 00:09:41,997 ‐My mum's from New Zealand... ‐Hmm. 165 00:09:42,030 --> 00:09:43,767 ..and my dad's from Queensland. 166 00:09:45,671 --> 00:09:47,274 And you grew up in New Zealand, right? 167 00:09:47,307 --> 00:09:48,777 Yeah. 168 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:53,219 ‐Have you ever been there? ‐Nah. 169 00:09:53,252 --> 00:09:56,192 Really? You should go. It's so beautiful. 170 00:09:56,225 --> 00:09:58,262 Mmm. 171 00:09:58,296 --> 00:10:01,837 (SERENE OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYS ON STEREO) 172 00:10:09,251 --> 00:10:11,122 Cops coming your way. 173 00:10:13,994 --> 00:10:15,965 Thanks, mate. 174 00:10:19,304 --> 00:10:22,144 RADIO ANNOUNCER: Oh, Samantha! You didn't yell 'stop' in time! 175 00:10:22,177 --> 00:10:24,114 ‐SAMANTHA: Oh, no! ‐Oh, no! The pot gets nothing. 176 00:10:24,148 --> 00:10:27,087 (RADIO SHOW CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 177 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:29,091 ANNOUNCER: Sorry. Let's go to our next caller. 178 00:10:29,124 --> 00:10:30,961 That's you, Pam. You know how to play? 179 00:10:30,995 --> 00:10:33,332 ‐PAM: I do. ‐So I need a nice big 'stop'. 180 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:36,907 (INSECTS CHIRRUP) 181 00:10:42,117 --> 00:10:44,087 (RAY SIGHS) 182 00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:03,961 Whoever that is. 183 00:11:05,196 --> 00:11:06,867 Yeah, well, well, fuck that. 184 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:09,706 You have to put it in the little fishies, you know? 185 00:11:09,739 --> 00:11:13,012 Oh, I like the little fishy things. 186 00:11:13,045 --> 00:11:14,916 You know, the kind you get for your sushi. 187 00:11:14,949 --> 00:11:16,820 Yeah, yeah, just put it in that. 188 00:11:17,955 --> 00:11:20,293 Oh, I don't fuckin' know. Gotta ship it out in something. 189 00:11:21,830 --> 00:11:23,734 MAN ON TV: They tend to struggle, I guess. 190 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:25,036 WOMAN: Potential to destroy them. 191 00:11:25,069 --> 00:11:26,940 What's on? 192 00:11:26,973 --> 00:11:29,011 Nothing. 193 00:11:29,044 --> 00:11:30,948 ZOE: Do they have Netflix? 194 00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:33,452 RAY: I don't think so. 195 00:11:33,486 --> 00:11:35,423 AFL COMMENTATOR: Thought he was about... 196 00:11:35,456 --> 00:11:38,062 ..thought he was about to run over the top of him. 197 00:11:38,095 --> 00:11:39,766 (ZOE GRUNTS) 198 00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:41,035 COMMENTATOR 2: And another turnover, Hodgy. 199 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:43,874 REPORTER: On the University of Tasmania's new campus 200 00:11:43,907 --> 00:11:48,416 in Burnie, the green roof will become home for local wildlife. 201 00:11:48,449 --> 00:11:50,019 MAN: I don't think you'd be surprised 202 00:11:50,053 --> 00:11:52,959 if you find mutton birds, actually, burrowing in up there. 203 00:11:52,992 --> 00:11:54,361 (GRUNTS) 204 00:11:54,394 --> 00:11:56,833 We've certainly had that in the desal plant in Victoria. 205 00:11:56,866 --> 00:11:58,904 Can you do me a favour? 206 00:11:58,937 --> 00:12:00,941 ‐What? ‐Can you walk on my back? 207 00:12:00,975 --> 00:12:03,880 ‐Why? ‐To crack it. 208 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,254 Ah. 209 00:12:07,287 --> 00:12:09,091 Thanks. 210 00:12:09,124 --> 00:12:11,095 (RAY SIGHS) 211 00:12:11,128 --> 00:12:14,502 (TV CONTINUES PLAYING SOFTLY) 212 00:12:23,252 --> 00:12:24,454 ZOE: Ohh. 213 00:12:26,526 --> 00:12:28,062 RAY: How's that? 214 00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:29,298 ZOE: Yeah, do both feet. 215 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:32,470 (ZOE GASPS) 216 00:12:32,505 --> 00:12:34,943 ‐Like that? ‐Yep. 217 00:12:34,976 --> 00:12:36,846 Ahh. 218 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:37,982 Ohh. 219 00:12:38,015 --> 00:12:40,053 ‐RAY: That enough? ‐ZOE: Yeah. 220 00:12:41,121 --> 00:12:42,357 (ZOE GASPS) 221 00:12:42,390 --> 00:12:45,129 ‐(ZOE SIGHS) ‐Phew. 222 00:12:45,163 --> 00:12:46,432 ZOE: Thanks. 223 00:12:46,465 --> 00:12:48,904 ‐RAY: No worries. ‐(ZOE EXHALES) 224 00:12:50,874 --> 00:12:52,143 (SIGHS) 225 00:12:52,177 --> 00:12:53,914 (RAY GROANS) 226 00:12:55,116 --> 00:12:56,987 Ohh. 227 00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:02,130 (SIGHS) 228 00:13:02,163 --> 00:13:03,834 REPORTER: But the material delays 229 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:06,005 might mean no home at all this year. 230 00:13:06,038 --> 00:13:07,240 MAN: So close... 231 00:13:07,273 --> 00:13:09,044 (AFL COMMENTARY PLAYS INDISTINCTLY) 232 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:16,025 So, what do you do when you're not running drugs? 233 00:13:16,058 --> 00:13:17,327 Hmm. 234 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,097 Bit of this, bit of that. 235 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,370 Hmm. 236 00:13:22,404 --> 00:13:23,974 You? 237 00:13:25,043 --> 00:13:27,147 Uni. 238 00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:29,519 ‐What are you studying? ‐Graphic design. 239 00:13:31,556 --> 00:13:33,927 So if you need any graphic design work done, 240 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:36,031 I'm your girl. 241 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,837 I'll let you know. 242 00:13:39,972 --> 00:13:42,077 And they'll be harvesting in the months ahead. 243 00:13:42,110 --> 00:13:44,582 I can't wait to come back later in the year 244 00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:48,289 to see just how this little city food oasis 245 00:13:48,322 --> 00:13:50,226 is coming along. 246 00:13:50,259 --> 00:13:54,334 So...bit of this, bit of that? 247 00:13:54,368 --> 00:13:56,171 That's what you do? 248 00:13:57,374 --> 00:13:59,545 Yep. 249 00:13:59,579 --> 00:14:02,183 ‐Are you a bank robber? ‐No. 250 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,187 ‐Are you a drug dealer? ‐No, no. 251 00:14:04,221 --> 00:14:07,060 Come on, tell me. 252 00:14:07,093 --> 00:14:08,362 No. 253 00:14:08,396 --> 00:14:10,299 I'm not a cop. 254 00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:12,237 I know you're not a cop. 255 00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:14,041 (LAUGHS) Why won't you tell me? 256 00:14:14,074 --> 00:14:16,111 It's just not the sort of thing you talk about. 257 00:14:16,145 --> 00:14:18,249 ‐Why not? ‐You just don't. 258 00:14:18,282 --> 00:14:20,286 What? Do you kill people or something? 259 00:14:22,558 --> 00:14:24,595 Only if they ask me too many questions. 260 00:14:24,629 --> 00:14:26,165 (SIGHS) 261 00:14:38,222 --> 00:14:39,625 (SIGHS) 262 00:14:42,497 --> 00:14:44,334 I really need to pee. 263 00:14:47,675 --> 00:14:49,144 I'll pull over. 264 00:14:49,177 --> 00:14:51,616 No, I can't go here. I need a tree or something. 265 00:14:53,285 --> 00:14:55,591 Well, you're not gonna find a tree out here. 266 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,005 Why don't you just go in the ditch there? 267 00:15:03,038 --> 00:15:05,209 I don't want a ditch. I want a tree. 268 00:15:13,292 --> 00:15:15,496 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 269 00:15:15,531 --> 00:15:17,233 What about that? 270 00:15:17,267 --> 00:15:18,970 ZOE: That? 271 00:15:19,004 --> 00:15:20,974 RAY: What's wrong with that? 272 00:15:21,008 --> 00:15:22,645 OK, fine. 273 00:15:28,690 --> 00:15:30,293 Have you got any dunny paper? 274 00:15:31,428 --> 00:15:33,232 No. 275 00:15:48,630 --> 00:15:50,233 Bonus. 276 00:15:59,384 --> 00:16:01,689 ‐What? ‐Don't look! 277 00:16:01,723 --> 00:16:03,125 As if. 278 00:16:14,715 --> 00:16:16,351 (SIGHS) 279 00:16:16,385 --> 00:16:19,257 (URINE TRICKLES) 280 00:16:25,236 --> 00:16:26,205 Hmm. 281 00:16:51,121 --> 00:16:52,725 ‐(SHIVERS) ‐How'd you go? 282 00:16:52,758 --> 00:16:56,265 Thought I was gonna get... got by a snake. 283 00:16:56,298 --> 00:16:58,570 ‐(PANTS) ‐At least you got some exercise. 284 00:17:04,114 --> 00:17:05,651 (BLOWS) 285 00:17:06,786 --> 00:17:08,489 (SIGHS) 286 00:17:08,523 --> 00:17:10,627 (WHISPERS) Just watching me the whole time. 287 00:17:10,661 --> 00:17:13,399 ‐What's that? ‐Nothing. 288 00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:16,238 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 289 00:17:23,447 --> 00:17:25,557 -It's like, you know tarot cards. 290 00:17:25,557 --> 00:17:27,227 RAY: Mmm. 291 00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:30,199 It's like tarots. They're actually cards. 292 00:17:30,233 --> 00:17:31,769 Hmm. 293 00:17:31,803 --> 00:17:34,474 Anyway, I was reading this introduction to the 'I Ching'. 294 00:17:34,508 --> 00:17:37,514 There was this guy and he was, like, this Taoist master. 295 00:17:37,548 --> 00:17:38,683 Hmm. 296 00:17:38,717 --> 00:17:41,556 And he said that everything that happens 297 00:17:41,589 --> 00:17:43,359 is for a good reason. 298 00:17:45,897 --> 00:17:47,433 Hmm. 299 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:50,473 So, like, even if something bad happens, 300 00:17:50,507 --> 00:17:54,381 there's, like, a good reason for it. 301 00:17:54,414 --> 00:17:56,819 Yeah, I think... (CLEARS THROAT) 302 00:17:58,289 --> 00:18:02,096 (SNIFFS) ..when I look at things about getting older, 303 00:18:02,130 --> 00:18:05,336 like when I was younger and something bad had happened, 304 00:18:05,369 --> 00:18:07,541 I'd always get really upset about it. 305 00:18:09,512 --> 00:18:11,214 But then you get older 306 00:18:11,248 --> 00:18:14,387 and you realise that when something bad happens, 307 00:18:14,421 --> 00:18:15,691 you know, something good 308 00:18:15,724 --> 00:18:18,362 is just around the corner, you know? 309 00:18:18,395 --> 00:18:19,865 It all evens out. 310 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,603 Yeah, so... 311 00:18:21,636 --> 00:18:23,640 So, an example is, like, you know penicillin? 312 00:18:23,673 --> 00:18:26,478 Do you know how they discovered penicillin? 313 00:18:26,512 --> 00:18:28,248 Nuh. 314 00:18:28,282 --> 00:18:29,552 So, they were in a lab 315 00:18:29,585 --> 00:18:32,423 and, like, they didn't clean the equipment properly. 316 00:18:32,457 --> 00:18:34,361 And mould grew on it. 317 00:18:34,394 --> 00:18:36,666 And that's how they discovered penicillin. 318 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:39,572 Like, that was where they got penicillin from. 319 00:18:39,605 --> 00:18:41,542 Shit. 320 00:18:41,576 --> 00:18:43,513 There you go. 321 00:18:43,546 --> 00:18:45,917 ZOE: Hmm. 322 00:18:45,951 --> 00:18:48,455 So, how long were you together for? 323 00:18:48,489 --> 00:18:50,794 Just over a year. 324 00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:54,367 Are you still friends? 325 00:18:56,471 --> 00:18:57,775 Nope. 326 00:18:59,311 --> 00:19:00,647 How about you? 327 00:19:02,483 --> 00:19:05,557 My last proper relationship was about three years ago. 328 00:19:05,590 --> 00:19:07,226 Mmm. 329 00:19:07,260 --> 00:19:10,399 And I was seeing this guy a few weeks ago. 330 00:19:10,433 --> 00:19:11,703 It was, like, a casual thing, 331 00:19:11,736 --> 00:19:13,773 but I had to give him the flick 332 00:19:13,807 --> 00:19:17,480 'cause he wasn't real good in the old sack. 333 00:19:20,554 --> 00:19:22,958 And, you know, if I was more into him 334 00:19:22,991 --> 00:19:25,931 it probably wouldn't have been, like, a big deal, but... 335 00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:27,601 (INHALES) 336 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:30,306 ..there's only so many orgasms you can fake. 337 00:19:31,642 --> 00:19:33,546 Tell me about it. 338 00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:36,919 ‐Do you fake a lot of orgasms? ‐Oh, heaps. 339 00:19:36,953 --> 00:19:38,757 That must be quite hard as a guy. 340 00:19:38,790 --> 00:19:41,328 It's next level. 341 00:19:41,361 --> 00:19:42,798 ‐Poor thing. ‐Hmm. Thanks. 342 00:19:42,831 --> 00:19:44,902 When was the last time you had a real orgasm? 343 00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:46,606 Oh... 344 00:19:49,879 --> 00:19:51,516 Can I ask you something? 345 00:19:51,549 --> 00:19:53,419 Yeah. 346 00:19:54,955 --> 00:19:56,859 Why do you fake it? 347 00:19:58,395 --> 00:20:01,234 Because sometimes you know that you're just not gonna get there 348 00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:03,573 and you don't want to make the guy feel bad. 349 00:20:04,575 --> 00:20:06,478 So why don't you just say, "Hey, buddy, 350 00:20:06,512 --> 00:20:07,915 "you're not doing it for me"? 351 00:20:07,948 --> 00:20:10,654 'Cause I don't want to hurt someone's feelings. 352 00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:18,503 ‐(BLOWS) ‐(LAUGHS) What? 353 00:20:18,536 --> 00:20:21,876 ‐I'm a nice person. ‐That's your problem. 354 00:20:21,909 --> 00:20:24,882 ‐You're not a nice person? ‐Pfffft! Fuck that. 355 00:20:24,915 --> 00:20:26,953 What's wrong with being nice? 356 00:20:26,986 --> 00:20:28,656 It's weak. 357 00:20:28,690 --> 00:20:30,594 How is it weak? 358 00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,002 You're worrying about what people are gonna feel. 359 00:20:35,035 --> 00:20:37,775 You shouldn't. You should just tell them the truth. 360 00:20:37,808 --> 00:20:40,379 I mean, this guy, you could've told him 361 00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,551 what the problem was, you could've sorted it out. 362 00:20:42,584 --> 00:20:45,824 But now, I mean, he's gonna go 363 00:20:45,857 --> 00:20:47,961 and sleep with somebody else 364 00:20:47,995 --> 00:20:50,332 and then he's gonna sleep with somebody else, 365 00:20:50,366 --> 00:20:51,636 then somebody else, 366 00:20:51,669 --> 00:20:53,606 and then you've got all these women 367 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:55,009 who are gonna have to fake orgasms 368 00:20:55,042 --> 00:20:57,948 because nobody wants to tell him the fuckin' truth, you know? 369 00:21:01,488 --> 00:21:02,758 I mean, you're not really helping out 370 00:21:02,791 --> 00:21:04,027 your sisters, are you? 371 00:21:04,060 --> 00:21:06,732 Well, it's not my fault he was shit. 372 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,068 No. Of course not. 373 00:21:08,102 --> 00:21:11,274 But, you know, you could've done something about it, though. 374 00:21:11,308 --> 00:21:14,648 ‐That's not my responsibility. ‐No, it's not. Definitely not. 375 00:21:16,451 --> 00:21:18,756 But you can't really complain, can you? 376 00:21:18,790 --> 00:21:20,527 I'm not complaining. 377 00:21:21,762 --> 00:21:23,600 A little bit. 378 00:21:26,606 --> 00:21:29,410 Can you roll me one of those, cowboy? 379 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,753 ‐(SCOFFS LIGHTLY) ‐What? 380 00:21:33,786 --> 00:21:36,993 Well, I'm not a cowboy, but there you go. 381 00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:40,299 Thank you. 382 00:21:43,405 --> 00:21:45,577 Ahh. Phew. 383 00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:59,839 (DOWNBEAT ROCK BALLAD PLAYS NEARBY) 384 00:22:19,812 --> 00:22:21,549 Thanks. 385 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,818 So... 386 00:22:39,852 --> 00:22:41,756 What? 387 00:22:43,693 --> 00:22:45,664 Are you gonna make a move or... 388 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:48,603 On you? 389 00:22:50,039 --> 00:22:51,776 No, on her. 390 00:22:51,809 --> 00:22:53,613 RAY: Hmm. 391 00:22:55,817 --> 00:22:58,756 ‐It depends. ‐On what? 392 00:22:58,790 --> 00:23:01,127 Whether or not you're gonna fake it. 393 00:23:01,161 --> 00:23:04,568 Well, I won't have to fake it if you know what you're doing. 394 00:23:06,505 --> 00:23:07,874 Hmm. 395 00:23:07,908 --> 00:23:09,778 I know what I'm doing. 396 00:23:16,993 --> 00:23:18,896 We'll see. 397 00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:23,773 ('CHELSEA DAGGER' BY THE FRATELLIS PLAYS) 398 00:23:27,179 --> 00:23:29,150 (SINGER HOWLS) 399 00:23:29,183 --> 00:23:30,854 SONG: ♪ Da‐da‐da, da‐da‐da 400 00:23:30,887 --> 00:23:32,156 ♪ Da‐da, da‐da, da‐da‐da 401 00:23:32,189 --> 00:23:33,760 ♪ Da-da-da, da-da-da 402 00:23:33,793 --> 00:23:35,697 ♪ Da-da, da-da-da 403 00:23:35,730 --> 00:23:36,966 ♪ Da-da-da, da-da-da 404 00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:38,703 ♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da-da 405 00:23:38,736 --> 00:23:39,905 ♪ Da-da-da, da-da-da 406 00:23:39,939 --> 00:23:41,609 ♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da-da 407 00:23:41,642 --> 00:23:43,011 ♪ Da-da-da, da-da-da 408 00:23:43,045 --> 00:23:44,748 ♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da-da 409 00:23:44,782 --> 00:23:46,084 ♪ Da-da-da, da-da-da 410 00:23:46,117 --> 00:23:47,888 ♪ Da-da, da-da-da 411 00:23:47,921 --> 00:23:49,457 ♪ Da-da-da, da-da-da 412 00:23:49,490 --> 00:23:50,760 Da-da, da-da, da-da-da 413 00:23:50,794 --> 00:23:52,564 ♪ Da-da-da, da-da-da 414 00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:53,933 ♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da-da 415 00:23:53,967 --> 00:23:57,006 ♪ Well, you must be a girl with shoes like that 416 00:23:57,039 --> 00:23:59,177 ♪ She said, "You know me well" 417 00:23:59,210 --> 00:24:01,749 ♪ I saw you and little Steven and Joanna 418 00:24:01,782 --> 00:24:03,820 ♪ Round the back of my hotel 419 00:24:03,853 --> 00:24:05,757 ♪ Oh, yeah 420 00:24:05,790 --> 00:24:09,030 ♪ Someone said you was asking after me 421 00:24:09,063 --> 00:24:11,602 ♪ But I know you best as a blagger 422 00:24:11,636 --> 00:24:13,773 ♪ I said, "Tell me your name Is it sweet?" 423 00:24:13,806 --> 00:24:16,111 ♪ She said, "My boy, it's Dagger" 424 00:24:16,144 --> 00:24:17,748 ♪ Oh, yeah 425 00:24:17,781 --> 00:24:18,883 ♪ Whoo 426 00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:20,587 ♪ I was good, she was hot 427 00:24:20,620 --> 00:24:21,822 ♪ Stealin' everything she got... ♪